I took some very cute pictures of the play, but as always, I am waiting for him to review them before I post them.
I saw the following list of Ponderous Points on someone's Fetlife profile. I enjoyed it so much that I decided to repost it.
Number 8:
Life is sexually transmitted.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2:
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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