My phone rings bright and early this morning at 7:15. Normally I wouldn't mind being woken up by someone wanting to make an appointment, but when I looked at the caller ID, I saw that the person on the other end of the line had actually made an appointment with me on 4-19-2010, but never bothered to show up for it. I answered, and he said he wanted to schedule an appointment today for him and his wife to be dominated by me (oh yeah, like I've never heard THAT before). I told him to put his wife on the phone. He stuttered for a moment, and said "Uh..she's not home right now, but she told me to make this appointment." I asked him "Do you remember making an appointment with me exactly 1 month ago today and you never showed up for it? Hmm? Ring any bells, asshole?" he replied very hurriedly "Oh, I'm sorry!" and hung up.
I'll never understand these wankers. Do they just get off on hearing a woman's voice? Or do they get their jollies by thinking "Oh yeah! She's gonna get dressed, and be waiting for me and then I won't be there and all her time will be wasted!! ba ha ha ha ha ha!!"
One guy called once and made an appointment, and I could tell by the way he was talking and breathing that he was self-pleasuring while on the phone. When he asked for an appointment, I responded with "Are you actually going to show up for the appointment, or just jerk off now?" He paused for a moment, and said "I'm just gonna jerk off now." I said "Well, I appreciate your honesty." and hung up on him.
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