I'm getting REALLY, SERIOUSLY sick of getting calls from people wanting to see me "right now". I got 9 calls this weekend from boys who wanted to see me "rightthisveryfuckingsecond" (my term)and were unable to wait more than 15 minutes (all but 2 of you guys were newbies to me, and don't even know where I live, so how do you even know if you can be at my place in 15 minutes?). I'm flattered that when you have free time you think of me, but it's just getting ridiculous. 9 calls in two days that couldn't wait 15-60 minutes is unbelievable. I even got a call on Thanksgiving, at 5pm, from someone who asked if I was available that evening. I said "It's 5 now, we're sitting down to eat at 6, I should be done by 8." His response? "Well, I was kinda hoping for right now...." I said "Dude, it's dinnertime on Thanksgiving. What exactly did you expect?" He said "I know, you're right, I don't know what I was thinking, it's just that....." Just that what? That you hoped I, too was all alone on Thanksgiving with no one to spend time with? Gee. Thanks.
I've been crazy busy lately with sessions, and...it's because I'm good at what I do. It's because I have a wonderfully high # of repeat visitors, and most know that last minute requests are kind of a pet peeve. The smart ones call early and are as flexible as their schedules will allow. And, as the lovely MisFortunes once said... if you ask for prostate play or strap-on, and are only willing to give me a few minutes notice, guess what that tells me? That you're not "preparing" yourself for that kind of play and that I'm going to have to deal with a shitty ass and all the lovely visuals and funky smells that go along with it. That's is the wrong way to go about encouraging me to adjust my schedule and put my life on hold to accomodate you.
Let's see...what else can I bitch about right now? Oh, yes. Hygeine. I'm talking about basic hygeine on the outside of your body. I had to throw away an expensive, new piece of rope last week when a boy I put in a rope dress left 6 inches of really nasty skid marks on the rope that went between his ass cheeks. And I didn't even do any butt play with him. He was just dirty. I was not a happy kinkster. I don't understand why people come to see a pro lady, knowing they're going to be naked, and she's going to be up close and personal with their privatest parts, and they don't make sure they're clean and smell nice. I mean, I know it's usually girls who are supposed to be vain and such, but can't a guy take pride in his appearance, too? Is it laziness, ignorance, or apathy? Any comments or possible explanations would be greatly welcomed in the comments section here. I'm considering making it practice to grab a washrag and soap and automatically giving a boys undercarriage a going over once he gets here. Or, instituting a "go use my shower facilities and make sure to wash your fucking ass" rule as soon as they walk in the door.
Now that I have that out of my system (sorry-that's been building over the past week), on a much happier note, I have been playing with so many other wonderful peeps lately. Lots of delightful newbies, and frequent, comforting repeats. One of my sessions today was a role-=play, spanking and "punishment prostate play" session. A lot different than how I usually get to play, and it was SO much fun. Wow. When the session culminated in a forced orgasm while I was using the Hitachi and playing with his prostate, his reaction was off the charts. He told me that it was the best orgasm he'd ever had. I told him that I'm sure it was fun, but he didn't have to go that far, and he said "No, I'm not kidding-that was amazing. The best." Even better was when I found out that he drove all the way from New River to see me today. WOW!! I told him I was flattered, but, that there were two other ladies much closer to him that I think he would be able to enjoy w/o all the driving. He said "I don't care. I'm gonna drive to you!" And you know what? Hearing that didn't suck. I had another boy visit me a few days ago, and he had just visited me about 5 days prior, said he couldn't wait any longer to see me. That didn't suck, either. :) So, despite my earlier rants, I'm pretty darned happy these days. I just had to get a couple things off my chest.
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