Another new guy came by today. Very nice guy. He wanted 1/2 hour prostate massage session. Ok. Y'all know how good I am at that, so come on over!! While preparing for the session, he gave me and another gorgeous local lady a truly fabulous compliment. He said that the pics that Mis Fortunes and I use in our ads are the hottest, sexiest, most-jerkable pics he's ever seen. Said we are two beautiful goddesses, and are just HOT. Well, who can't be in a really great mood when they hear that??? I told him that Mis Fortunes is cool as hell, and he needs to give himself the gift of seeing her. Soon.
The session was fun as all git-out. He was another one who was enthusiastic, passionate, and completely uninhibited. I love it when someone isn't afraid to get down and show me how much fun they're having. I would say it was a typical prostate session, but anyone who's had one of mine knows there isn't anything typical about what I do. So, all of you who have been lucky and smart enough to know what that means can get hard and plan for our next session, and those of you who haven't, can get hard and dream about it. Afterwards, Mr. Man told me that I was all that, and more fun than he could have ever expected. He said my touch and my hands were "golden". Yeah, my head's pretty swollen right about now.
On a different note, I got a call from a guy a couple nights ago who wanted to book. I asked if he had ever seen anyone before, and he said he had, and told me who, on the condition that I not tell this other lady that he called me. He said "I don't want her giving me attitude about seeing someone else." He said she just wasn't his type. I asked him what the problem was, and he said t"well, she's a little too heavyset for me." At that, I burst out laughing. He asked what was so funny. I said "Hon, if bigger women aren't your cup of tea, then you are SO barking up the wrong tree with me, cuz I'm a LOT bigger than that other lady." He seemed surprised to hear this, and said my pictures don't give that impression. Uhmmm...what part of my half-naked pics, and the description of "5'10", BBW" didn't he understand?? So, I called up a local goddess, and asked her opinion of my pics. I try to portray myself exactly as I am, so no one has any surprises when I open the door. If my pics are making me look smaller than I am, then I need to fix that, like, yesterday. But, she said that no, my pics are fine, and if anything, some of them make me look bigger than I am. Whew!! I'm ok with that. I'd rather someone be pleasantly surprised when they see me rather than disappointed.
So, anyway...this guy, after I reassured him several times that yes, I am a big woman, said "Hmm. Well, lemme think about it, and if I decide to try you out, can I call you later?"
TRY ME OUT???????????? I'm not a new software program or a new car, motherfucker. I don't get "tried out".
Yeah, he blew it with me on that one.